Life

Life reminds me of an amusement park. Youcan experience all the rides offered. It's joy's it's fears; total freedom. You can even sit back and watch it all pass by. Either way the park is always open.
LORNE KIRSTEIN

The Kiss

I find this story to be truly inspiring.Now I know why dog is spelled backwards from god.
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A simple test

http://www.sailinganarchy.com/general/2002/cool_test.htm
We all remember high school and, how much impact it had on our lives.Well...here's a test to see how cool you were back then

Poem anyone?

Humpty Dumpty Sat On a Bed, Little Bo Peep Was Givin Him Head AsSoon As He Came She Started 2 Weep, She Knew By The Taste He'd beenfucking her sheep.

BRIAN

Brian - It is because of you that I am able to write this. Because of your selflessness and patience, I am able to use a computer. You would not leave me alone until I turned it on. Not only did you teach me to use a computer, you also taught me not to fear change and run away from challenges. I am shocked and saddened by the news. I only hope that I one day have the opportunity to say 'Thank-you'. Rest in peace my friend.
Lorne

A Joke (Listen,why not?)

Two old guys, Abe and Sol, are sitting on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about baseball, like they do every day. Abe turns to Sol and says, "Do you think there's baseball in heaven?"
Sol thinks about it for a minute and replies, "I dunno. But let's make a deal: if I die first, I'll come back and tell you if there's baseball in heaven, and if you die first, you do the same."
They shake on it and sadly, a few months later, poor Abe passes on. One day soon afterward, Sol is sitting there feeding the pigeons by himself when he hears a voice whisper, "Sol... Sol..."
Sol responds, "Abe! Is that you?"
"Yes it is, Sol," whispers Abe's ghost.
Sol, still amazed, asks, "So, is there baseball in heaven?"
"Well," says Abe, "I've got good news and bad news."
"Gimme the good news first," says Sol.
Abe says, "Well... there is baseball in heaven."
Sol says, "That's great! What news could be bad enough to ruin that!?"
Abe sighs and whispers, "You're pitching on Friday."

Even in war.When nature calls

I basicallly designed this blog around the picture.Just click on the link and enjoy.I know there is NOTHING to enjoy from war that enables the killing of innocent people,but I made this little .........click the link

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It's all relative

If you have food in the refrigerator, clothes on your back, a roof overhead and a place to sleep... you are richer than 75% of this world.
If you have money in the bank, in your wallet, and spare change in a dish someplace... you are among the top 8% of the worlds wealthy.
If you woke up this morning with good health you are more fortunate than the million who will not survive this week.
If you have never experienced the danger of battle unfolding all around you, the loneliness of imprisonment, the agony of torture, or the pangs of starvation... you are ahead of 500 million people in the world.
If you can attend a church meeting without fear of persecution, harassment, arrest, torture, or death... you are more blessed than three billion people in the world.
If your parents are still alive and still married...you are very rare, even in the United States and Canada.
If you can read this message, you are more blessed than over two billion people in the world that cannot read at all.

SCAMMERS & SPAMMERS & SCUM BAGS

First I would like for you to go to grade school and learn how to spell.That should take about 1 year.Upon graduation I would then like for you to run as fast as you can to your nearest church mosque or synagogue and pray everyday for at least 6 hours a day.Practice this for the next 2 years.Then write me a 3000 word essay on scams and their ill effects on the population as a whole.After that beg, and I mean BEG me for my forgiveness for the next 3 months.At that point I'll consider taking a shit on your face you fucking gnats.
LAWRENCE KERR