Apr 12, 2009

THE CROSS JOINT



This blog is a letter I wrote in response to a video he posted (link on bottom)

You may roll a mean joint BUT,when I hear of flavoured papers I realize your just a young punk who enjoys everything about the art of rolling.... except what's inside the paper.Who the fuck cares how well you roll a joint.It's not going to bring you any income or change your life in any way so do your family a favour and get over yourself.
Sometimes it's better to be thought of the fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.I understand your the minority second generation in the group but, seriously your going to hit your late 20's and do you still want to be ROLLING CROSS BLUNTS(BTW THEY ARE STUNNING).YOU MY FRIEND SHOULD GET SERIOUS WITH YOUR STUDIES AN BECOME AN ENGINEER.Your loaded with talent and it shows in your workmanship.
Listen I'm just some 44 year old stoner who's been smoking hash & weed for over 28 years so,I think I know where I'm coming from to give you solid advice.I really am sorry I was direct and outright mean with you it's just that I know that smugness.It was ME for so long and it could get you in big trouble.There is something called humility & humbleness and that is my prescription for you.Take two and call me in the morning.
LK
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmnRTHnW86Y

Apr 7, 2009

What's better than 1 blonde....two blondes


Okay so it's been a while since I told a joke.The reason being this is a blog forum and telling jokes is (to me) a cheap way of bringing traffic to your site.With that being said and the fact I have no followers,guess what....HERE'S A JOKE

> A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red
> sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer
> who was also a blonde.
>
> The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license.
> She dug through her purse and was getting progressively
> more agitated. 'What does it look like?' she finally
> asked. The policewoman replied, 'It's square and it has your
> picture on it.' The driver finally found a square mirror in
> her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman.
> 'Here it is,' she said. The blonde officer looked at the
> mirror, then handed it back saying, 'OK, you can go. I
> didn't realize you were a cop.