NO WAY

It's funny how the media tells the world that Israel are made to look like murderers.It's funny how the media always forgets to report WHY Israel would do such horrendous things to Hammas,well I'm here to show you.

The new straight is gay

I'm sorry but I jut cannot watch a movie with Sean Penn kissing another man on screen.Blah Blah Blah and who the fuck am I and...Your right;I KNOW.I'm what some would call digusting.
First,let's not get ahead of ourselves.I'll be the first to tell you that being a gay man has nothing to do with nothing except for the fact that when your gay,your born gay and will remain gay until the day you die.Moreover I'd probably be the first straight man to march in any march for equal rights for gay and lesbian rights.
I don't know.I don't even think I'm the man for this blog.It's extemely hard for me to be sujective on this matter because my girlfriends brother is gay and I'm sure my perception is a little clouded.He is extremely open about his sexual orientation and assumes I'm as Liberal as they come.Thus,telling me a good portion of his war stories.One thing I've come to realize is they're men.Men love sex.... PERIOD.
So the dynamics of the whole lifestyle is extremely different.That's why gay people are known to be good looking,dressed to kill,well groomed and have happy demeanour.There basically on the prowl 24/7.
My problem is;just like I said at the beginning of the rant.I really had a hard time watching Sean Penn kiss a man.Just like My girl's brother.When he's over with his current boytoy and they hold hands or kiss.I get EXTREMELY UNCOMFORTABLE.The way Mr Penn's nose moved so their lips could touch sickened me to the point where I had to block my view.IT REALLY IS THE SMALL THINGS THAT GET ME THE MOST.
What's my point.I don't know.It's kind of like the lady sitting in the mall breast feeding her infant.It's perfectly natural except for the reactions of about half the people in her proximity.

My point is change comes from tolrence.Tolerence comes from education.Ignorance is not bliss

SELLING OUT exotic chronic tree

Now that I officially sold out.Here's another little gem that got me close to 170,000 hits on you tube

SELLING OUT Ollie + April + sex

It seems that people don't have the time to read anymore.So, I've decided to put a video here.I know it's blogger not vlogger but hey,ask me if I give a shit.This video has already got me close to half a million hits on you tube.Lets see what it does for my....my BLOGGER ACCT?

A tale worth telling

Whenever I find myself in trying times I think about my infamous letter.
Dear Penthouse Forum,I have always thought your letters were made up until this happened to me.I was stranded at'O Hare airport one rainy night when two stewardesses from Lufthansa airlines noticed the bulge in my carry on bag.The bulge was nothuing more than a monte-cristo sandwich I brought with me in case I got a little peckish.But homeland security being what it is these days, they requested that I step into a utility closet for a quick pat down and cavity search.
The two stewardesses both named Greta took turns fucking me like a wild stallion.First it was me and Greta, then it was me and Greta.Then it was me, Greta and Greta........Finally it was Greta and Greta while I ate my sandwich.

Charles Harper

WOW.wow.WOW.
With everything going on in the world today it's almost incomprehensible that you people are actually talking about this.
I was just at CBS and for some insane reason I clicked on a soap opera.I was astounded on how deep these people got,as if it were really happening in their own lives(not just a true story)I'm talking Avatar sizes and what not.This garbage is so insignifigant it's not worth typing another letter but,I can't seem to stop.
Our sons, brothers, and cousins are dying in Afghanistan and Iraq for years.Were at the very beginning of an economic breakdown.Who knows when radical animals are planning their next attack on North American soil.
If all of you people put 25% of the effort on doing something as compared to 100% effort to talk about SOAP OPERAS no less.........sad days sad sad days
Lorne

Answer the phone I can't do everything

Only a childs mind

I've seen some disturbing footage before but this is ....well;that's why the photo

This poem won the best poem of 1986

When I born, I black
When I grow up, I black
When I go in Sun, I black
When I scared, I black
When I sick, I black
And when I die, I still black

And you white fellow
When you born, you pink
When you grow up, you white
When you go in sun, you red
When you cold, you blue
When you scared, you yellow
When you sick, you green
And when you die, you gray
And you calling me colored?

Unknown African boy

Pot Wars

I AM THAT I AM

I have always done my best to be open and honest and although I don't always succeed, I try. I have always tried to live my life to the fullest. I am a great friend to have. I am always the wild one in the group, but people are suprised by how thoughtful I am. I am the center of attention in a group, but I like being alone. I can be superficial, yet people are always surprised how deep I am. I am a smart guy that can do the fucking stupidest things. I am a conflict of terms and emotion..... I am who I am and I am good with that. I am eccentric, unique, strange, off center and like no one you have ever met.Just try to live your life to the fullest. Don't let anyone's guilt trippin', religious shackles or way of life, keep you from the life you want to live. Hold on to your integrity with an iron fist, when you compromise your integrity, you start losing yourself and start becoming like the rest of the assholes we loath when we were very young and our ideals were actually important. When you compromise your integrity you lose the piece of being a unique individual and start becoming typical. You start compromising your integrity, then you start compromising who the person you are or want to be is. Before you even realize what has happened, you are wondering how did I get here? Be as honest as you can, including being honest with yourself and you will be the person you set out to be. End of rant.........
Evel Dick Donato

9 LIVES

I was recently thinking about my cat's and how apprteciative I am for having them.Funny thing is I grew up as a dog lover and showed my disdain towards my best friends cat and cat's in general.It blew me away that he was a cat lover.How can a teenage slicker even let it be known that he entertained the thought of loving(let alone liking)cats.I easily and enjoyably credited to him being light in the loafers.That's why;"till this day he can't come out of the closet because he's hovering way to high over the door knob to reach it.LOL.Well........after much time and gravity,the years rolled on.Eventually I grew up and realized if I'm going to be an animal lover I might as well "let in the cats."Eventually I moved in with my newly acquired girlfriend and to my shagrin she had 3 cats. What else can I say history was born.I'm a bonified cat lover.Still with the same girl.My friends married(although I still truly believe he's deep in the closet)and has a dog. Lorne

Haters

I'm really starting too get fed up of all you fuck heads and your negative remarks.Maybe if you got your head out of your ass and read my bio you wouldn't be the judgemental pukes you are.It goes something like this...... These 2 videos show the real effects that happens when using the drug.My only hope is that it will deter the first time user.Heroin is an extremely addictive drug that could easily rob you of a life you were supposed to live.As you can see ,in these videos I'm extremely stoned.For many I;m sure this looks like something you would never do anyways but,for many it looks appealing,not to mention all the people struggling with heroin.Life is hardly like that.The ugly truth is from the moment you wake in the morning to the second your head hit's the pillow,every second of every minute of the day is literally taken over by the drug. It will be 10 years in July/08 that I'm clean and sober.....Fuck you very much,Lorne

Life

Life reminds me of an amusement park. Youcan experience all the rides offered. It's joy's it's fears; total freedom. You can even sit back and watch it all pass by. Either way the park is always open.
LORNE KIRSTEIN

The Kiss

I find this story to be truly inspiring.Now I know why dog is spelled backwards from god.
http://zecster.lbbhost.com/Pics/Kiss.html?41

A simple test

http://www.sailinganarchy.com/general/2002/cool_test.htm
We all remember high school and, how much impact it had on our lives.Well...here's a test to see how cool you were back then

Poem anyone?

Humpty Dumpty Sat On a Bed, Little Bo Peep Was Givin Him Head AsSoon As He Came She Started 2 Weep, She Knew By The Taste He'd beenfucking her sheep.

BRIAN

Brian - It is because of you that I am able to write this. Because of your selflessness and patience, I am able to use a computer. You would not leave me alone until I turned it on. Not only did you teach me to use a computer, you also taught me not to fear change and run away from challenges. I am shocked and saddened by the news. I only hope that I one day have the opportunity to say 'Thank-you'. Rest in peace my friend.
Lorne

A Joke (Listen,why not?)

Two old guys, Abe and Sol, are sitting on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about baseball, like they do every day. Abe turns to Sol and says, "Do you think there's baseball in heaven?"
Sol thinks about it for a minute and replies, "I dunno. But let's make a deal: if I die first, I'll come back and tell you if there's baseball in heaven, and if you die first, you do the same."
They shake on it and sadly, a few months later, poor Abe passes on. One day soon afterward, Sol is sitting there feeding the pigeons by himself when he hears a voice whisper, "Sol... Sol..."
Sol responds, "Abe! Is that you?"
"Yes it is, Sol," whispers Abe's ghost.
Sol, still amazed, asks, "So, is there baseball in heaven?"
"Well," says Abe, "I've got good news and bad news."
"Gimme the good news first," says Sol.
Abe says, "Well... there is baseball in heaven."
Sol says, "That's great! What news could be bad enough to ruin that!?"
Abe sighs and whispers, "You're pitching on Friday."

Even in war.When nature calls

I basicallly designed this blog around the picture.Just click on the link and enjoy.I know there is NOTHING to enjoy from war that enables the killing of innocent people,but I made this little .........click the link

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It's all relative

If you have food in the refrigerator, clothes on your back, a roof overhead and a place to sleep... you are richer than 75% of this world.
If you have money in the bank, in your wallet, and spare change in a dish someplace... you are among the top 8% of the worlds wealthy.
If you woke up this morning with good health you are more fortunate than the million who will not survive this week.
If you have never experienced the danger of battle unfolding all around you, the loneliness of imprisonment, the agony of torture, or the pangs of starvation... you are ahead of 500 million people in the world.
If you can attend a church meeting without fear of persecution, harassment, arrest, torture, or death... you are more blessed than three billion people in the world.
If your parents are still alive and still married...you are very rare, even in the United States and Canada.
If you can read this message, you are more blessed than over two billion people in the world that cannot read at all.

SCAMMERS & SPAMMERS & SCUM BAGS

First I would like for you to go to grade school and learn how to spell.That should take about 1 year.Upon graduation I would then like for you to run as fast as you can to your nearest church mosque or synagogue and pray everyday for at least 6 hours a day.Practice this for the next 2 years.Then write me a 3000 word essay on scams and their ill effects on the population as a whole.After that beg, and I mean BEG me for my forgiveness for the next 3 months.At that point I'll consider taking a shit on your face you fucking gnats.
LAWRENCE KERR