A tale worth telling

Whenever I find myself in trying times I think about my infamous letter.
Dear Penthouse Forum,I have always thought your letters were made up until this happened to me.I was stranded at'O Hare airport one rainy night when two stewardesses from Lufthansa airlines noticed the bulge in my carry on bag.The bulge was nothuing more than a monte-cristo sandwich I brought with me in case I got a little peckish.But homeland security being what it is these days, they requested that I step into a utility closet for a quick pat down and cavity search.
The two stewardesses both named Greta took turns fucking me like a wild stallion.First it was me and Greta, then it was me and Greta.Then it was me, Greta and Greta........Finally it was Greta and Greta while I ate my sandwich.

Charles Harper